Hello... hello... hello...
Holy shit. I don't think my eyes have ever gone so wide for the first bars of a CD as they did when I stuck Dizzee's Showtime in my computer. It locks into this fucked-up, seasick loop that's almost schaffel while Dizzee intones "hello... hello... hello..." over and over and over.
Only after it had gone on for one and a half minutes -- making it the most avant-garde intro to a pop album ever -- and I stopped it and the CD refused to restart did I realize that it was but an inadvertant Ovalism due to anti-pirating encoding, or some such.
For a second, though, I thought he'd gone completely off the deep end.
To be continued, as soon as I round up a proper CD player.