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Wot u gall it?

I'm going to grudgingly agree with Ingram's decision to dump "grime" in favor of "garage." Grudgingly, because I've always loved the sheer sound of the word (and, yeah, I'll probably continue to use it, out of stubbornness if nothing else). But Ingram's got a point about the supernova expansion-explosion of dance music genres -- a bit like Reynolds' prediction a year or so back about genres that would be famous for 15 people. And, like Ingram, I think Wiley's "Wot Do U Call It?" track is just plain silly. This is what passes for a manifesto these days? An anthem? Rap has always been comfortable slagging off haters (like punk with poseurs) and so Wiley's declaration that he doesn't care about "fingers pointing at me" is sort of dismissable as schtick, trope, whatever. And if he wants to go on about "Eskibeat" versus "grime" or "garage" in the pages of RWD, fine, but do we really need a song about it? Does anybody actually care?

The song does make me wonder if it has precedents. I've been trying to think of other meta-genre songs where artists attempted to redefine their music purely verbally, but I'm coming up nil. I'm sure some smart folks out there must have examples. Yes?

Comments

There was a Belgian compilation called "This is Skizzo" in the early nineties. Not a specific song, but boy did that ever seem like a silly way to repackage "New Beat."

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racist
get a job u bum
wiley has talent unlike u
stop player hatin u gay lord
trannie

WILEYS A SICK CHATTER AND YOUR JUST A FUCKIN BATTY WHO CARES WHAT U THINK DICK HEAD!
FROM ALL THE HS!!!

who da f do u fink u r u dnt no nufin about urban beats wot type of grimey beats av u made? 'NONE'ur jus a hater because hes making it and ur at home wanking ur ass of. wiley has got talent and u, u jus got talent with ur right hand with ur self. u should support people like wiley u get me.

man u need to get a job, get me, this talent iz raw, u just nsum critic dat nows nuffin, fuck u bluid

WILEY'S GULLY BLUD WOT U ON ABOUT? OBVIOUSLY U DONT WOT IT'S AL ABOUT AN UNTIL U DO I SUGGEST U KEEP UR SMART COMMENTS 2 URSELF U GET ME G. PPL JUS DONT WANT US YOUTS 2 MAKE IT COZ WE AINT PERFECT LIKE DA REST OF U. IF SUTTIN GUDS COMIN OUT OF AL DA DODGYNESS DEN ALLOW IT BLUD COZ DA YOOTS OF LONDON AINT GONA B SQUASHED DOWN NO MORE.

Oi u a fukin prik wiley has skill and talent, to make a new style he has changed the whole underground and he is now promoting his style your jus hatin coz hes different and different is good and by the way all u have is haters on dis site respect to wiley hes beats are fukin sick especially eskiboy and frostbite!!!!

yo shut da fuk up go n sort it out n stop player hatein. peace out

fat willys

ben u r a norty boy n im gona spank u wen u get hom n tell myels n dale thay r gay luv mummy xxxxx

wiley is buff u get me!!

fuk u u wanker

sarah kerins is a dirty slosh n she is gona get banged and she has clamidya n wers uva ppls thongs

YA I THINK SO 2 SHE IS DRITY
SHE WILL GET BANGED BY ME IF SOME1 DONT DO IT SOON!!!

wiley suks cock hes the shittest rapper ever i am better jno joke bludrin come down chek dis blud my tunes r sik ye man wiley can do a poo on the floor if he wants

wiley has a massive head

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